The traditions of the Melbourne Cricket Club are in tatters this morning after it was discovered the Delta Variant had not completed it’s 37-year wait to enter through Gate 2.

The new strain of Covid-19 broke through security during the Geelong Vs. Carlton game on Saturday.

“This is the most concerning membership breach in the club’s 183-year history,” a furious 50-year member told Outside Noise.

“It didn’t even wear a collar.”

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