The traditions of the Melbourne Cricket Club are in tatters this morning after it was […]
RM Williams & Old Navy Stores On High Alert As The MCC Is Listed As Tier 1 Exposure Site
RM Williams & Old Navy stores across Melbourne are on high alert this afternoon following […]
NSW Covid Numbers More Confusing Than AFLX
The way NSW report Covid Numbers is more confusing than the AFLX it has been […]
Mark Robinson Surprises No One By Being Absolutely Shithouse At Zoom
Herald Sun Chief Football reporter Mark Robinson is absolutely atrocious at Zoom, the Nathan Buckley […]
Victorians Urged Not To Touch South Australians; Unrelated To COVID
Victorians are being told to avoid any direct contact with South Australians. “It’s nothing to […]
Vic Government Urgently Contacting Pies & Port Fans By Putting Post It Notes On Dart Packets
The Victorian Government is urgently reaching out to Collingwood and Port Adelaide supporters following a […]
Port Adelaide Find Another Loophole Ahead Of Magpie Grudge Match, Make Barcode 1000x Bigger
Port Adelaide have found a loophole in their guernsey contract which will allow them to […]
Top 10 Places Damien Hardwick Hates Going
10. Indoor plant shopping on a Sunday 9. The dentist 8. Mr Miyagi 7. YoYo […]
Melbourne Fans Increasingly Terrified By The Sheer Scale At Which They’ll Be Let Down
Melbourne fans are battling a sense of impeding doom following their 9-0 start to the […]
Port Adelaide Change Into Kangaroos Guernseys Following Loss To The Bulldogs
Port Adelaide have shocked the footy world by changing into North Melbourne jumpers following their […]