Victorians are being told to avoid any direct contact with South Australians.
“It’s nothing to do with the pandemic, it’s just good hygiene,” Health experts told Outside Noise this morning.
“Decades of crap drinking water, no night life and pie floaters have had an overwhelming negative effect on the health of SA population.”
Victorians are told to keep a 1.5m distance from South Australians at all times, and to maintain at least 5m from any West End.
“The West End variant of beer is an abomination,” a leading epidemiologist said.
“Anyone east of Bordertown should steer clear at all costs.”
The latest health advice comes after South Australian’s were told not to touch the Sherrin at this weekend’s clash between the Crows and Magpies.