Honorary Australian Matt Damon has been offered full citizenship after a uniquely Aussie performance at his local TAB.

It’s reported Damon landed 3 legs of the Quaddie at Pakenham before dropping 3 pineapples on the Dapto dishlickers.

The star of Good Will Hunting, or is it Good Will Punting, was spotted sinking a few schooies and having a bet following a live cross to the US Today Show.

After hearing that Damon has landed the 3 legs, Prime Minister Scott Morrision was on the phone to offer the citizenship.

“There is nothing more Australian that landing 3 legs then having an uneducated swing at Dapto,” a proud Scott Morrison told reporters this morning.

Excited bar fly Reggie Murphy said it was exciting to see a Hollywood superstar partake in such degenerate behaviour.

“He was right up and about after the first 3 legs. Was even telling the bar how much he was going to win,” Reggie told Outside Noise.

“The short priced favourite in the last was never in it and Matt couldn’t believe it.”

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